|  | From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor Dr. Bob here. Due to legal counsel's warnings, I have to state up front that I cannot help you if you: look sick, feel sick, look or feel sick. What am I, a doctor? | | Basic First Aid In college, our self-administered first aid was pretty easy. Dehydrated? Beer him. Brink of starvation? Twinkies, stat! Hungover? Hair of the Dog. Late for class? Beer him. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I only play a doctor in a newsletter. | What Goes in a First Aid Kit? No, no. No Twinkie jokes. First aid kits can be life or death matters and you should only put in what's absolutely necessary. There's just no room for silly stuff. Besides, where would the Junior Mints go? | First Aid While Flying Airlines should be required to have doctors on board. What is this "bring your own medicine" rule all about? First, it was bring your own pillow. Then it was bring your own food. What do they want from me? Between the double-pillow and large pizza, the person next to me simply can't hold another thing. | Blisters! Blisters! Blisters! "There ain't nothin that ruins ye day worse than a blister, son." Said my imaginary grandfather as he handed me the keys to the blister-creation factory. [Ed note: You even have mean imaginations?] | | | | Related Searches | | | | Featured Articles | | | | | | Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics | | | | You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com | | | | | | Follow us on: | | | | Advertisement | |
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