|  | From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor I'm very fortunate to live near a really, really big park. Recently, I was walking past the lake in the park and watched two male ducks competing for a female. There was a lot of wing flapping, water splashing and head bobbing. Once it was over, the female swam over to the defeated male and bit him on the neck. It took me right back to middle school. | | What Do Ducks Eat? Just in a risotto with a fine Chianti. Oh, wait! I totally misunderstood what I was asking myself. Yeah, what do those delicious, succulent ducks eat? Come here, ducky ducky ducky. Uncle Bobby has a some extra fava beans. Man, this newsletter has taken a dark turn, and for that I'm sorry. What do ducks eat? | Where Do Birds Go at Night? This has to be a line for a joke, right? I just spent 6 hours searching the internet to find out and all I came up with was that I'm bald and overweight. ... Just a moment. Never mind. I was using a mirror. Where did the birds go? | Spring Bird Feeding Tips For two summers in a row, I thought I found the most amazing bird. Turns out, it was my friend BigTall Mike. What was weirder was he wasn't even wearing a costume or anything. I still don't know how he flies. Feed those Spring birds! | Why Aren't Birds as Big as Dinosaurs? Man, can you imagine how hard it would be to clean our cars if birds were as big as dinosaurs? We'd be going through two dozen cars each summer. Where are the big birds? | | | | Related Searches | | | | Featured Articles | | | | | | Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics | | | | You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2012 About.com | | | | | | Follow us on: | | | | Advertisement | |
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