About Today: Do Not Anger The Monkeys

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Today From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor Every time we go on vacation, Mrs. Bob tells me: Don't. "Don't eat that." "Put that down." "Don't touch that guy." It's never worked. I have the scars and stitches to prove it. Avoid Angering the Monkeys There's lots of good advice here, but no smiling at the monkeys is clearly the best bit. Why shouldn't you smile at monkeys? Dos and Don'ts For Visiting The United States of America 12 Tipoffs that You Are Not a Real Luxury Traveler Search Related Topics:  southeast asia safety  southeast asia culture  bali Go Ahead, Ruin Your China Trip in 5 Easy Ways The last time I visited China they built a wall so I wouldn't come back. I mean, they raised the airfare. Sheesh, I'm not that old. Don't ruin your trip to China. How to Avoid Pickpockets Avoid Common Mistakes When Traveling on a Budget Search Related Topics:  china travel prep  chinese food  chinese language Never Do This in Greece Missing from this article is the "never fly off in a car." What a weird ending that was. Greece is the one that I want. Gah! Whatever You Do, Don't Do These in Denmark! Things Not To Do on Your Trip to Canada Search Related Topics:  greece travel  travel tips greece  greek island hopping Don'ts From Everywhere! I tried to highlight a few, but if you really are thinking of traveling, it's a smart idea to check out the "Don't Do That" roundup. We have over two dozen articles about what not to do so that your vacation is better than the one where I ended up in a South American jail. Seriously, don't do it! Harsh Punishments for Drug Use in Southeast Asia Whatever You Do, Don't Do This in Barcelona Related Searches Anger and Depression Anger Treatment Depression Anxiety Depression Treatment Depression Causes Featured Articles Trench Coats We Love What to Do About Outstanding Checks How to Freeze All Kinds of Vegetables What Do Beef Labels Mean? Adding Technology to Transit 5 Things You Should Never Post on Facebook   More from About.com The Perfect Engagement Ring How to find a gorgeous ring with a style and price that suit your needs. Read more...> Best U.S. Destinations Experts pick the top U.S. destinations for 2013 based on budget, special events, and more. Read more...>   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2012 About.com     Follow us on: Advertisement

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