|  | From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor I have a confession to make: I'm not very sophisticated. And when it comes to eating, forget it. I once found a tomato slice in my arm pit. In fact, Mrs. Bob has given up. The last thing I can remember her saying was, "You don't need to eat every food like it's a pie-eating contest!" It's weird she married me, because I introduced myself as Bob "I eat all my food as if I was in a pie eating contest" Schulties. | | How to Eat a Lobster Other than: no thank you, you can eat your sea cockroach if you like, I'll pass, I don't feel a need to know how to eat one of these. Twist and pull the body...what? So not only do I NOT want to eat this, now I feel faint. | How to Eat...WHAT ABOUT MY MAME?! Oh, sorry. That was a silly misunderstanding. What do I do with it? | Video: Slam Your Tim Tam! Right now you're thinking: that Bob is all kinds of crazy! You don't slam a tim tam, you do a tim tam slam! Meanwhile, Mrs. Bob is thinking, "This better not involve the cat again." | Don't Sloppily Drink From a Porron | | | | Related Searches | | | | Featured Articles | | | | | | Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics | | | | You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com | | | | | | Follow us on: | | | | Advertisement | |
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