|  | From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor Oh my back! Oh my neck! Oh my knee! That's me every morning. Not all at once, mind you, but over the course of a week I'll utter each of those things. | | Why Does My Back Hurt? Like every horrible person, I used to make fun of friends who hurt their backs. You know, stuff like, "Oh, come on! How much could it hurt?" Then one day, I pulled a muscle in my back. If I stood still, I was fine. But if I moved...I don't pick on people in pain any more. | Is My Headache a Stroke? I assume every headache is an impending stroke or brain aneurysm. That's why, when I have a bad headache, I pull out my unfinished "Cure for Cancer" research paper and walk around with it and my fountain pen. If I do die, everyone will be like, "We almost had the cure for cancer!" Then they'll celebrate me. Should I be worried about this headache? | Oh My Knees! Knee pain is so frustrating. You know where you want to go, but the danged knees just hurt too much. Why? Why? Why? | Is it Arthritis? Whenever I think of arthritis, I'm thankful I live now and not 500 years ago. I imagine that back then if you had bad knees, you'd be considered broken and set out in the cold. Arthitis? Pfft, you mean old and useless! At least that's how it is in my new book, "Don't Get Old On Me Or Else!" by King Bob. So is it arthritis or what? | | | | Related Searches | | | | Featured Articles | | | | | | Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics | | | | You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2012 About.com | | | | | | Follow us on: | | | | Advertisement | |
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