About Today: Why Does Everything Hurt All the Time?

If you can't see this email, click here

About


From Bob Schulties, your About Today Editor
Oh my back! Oh my neck! Oh my knee! That's me every morning. Not all at once, mind you, but over the course of a week I'll utter each of those things.

Why Does My Back Hurt?
Like every horrible person, I used to make fun of friends who hurt their backs. You know, stuff like, "Oh, come on! How much could it hurt?" Then one day, I pulled a muscle in my back. If I stood still, I was fine. But if I moved...I don't pick on people in pain any more.

Is My Headache a Stroke?
I assume every headache is an impending stroke or brain aneurysm. That's why, when I have a bad headache, I pull out my unfinished "Cure for Cancer" research paper and walk around with it and my fountain pen. If I do die, everyone will be like, "We almost had the cure for cancer!" Then they'll celebrate me. Should I be worried about this headache?
Search Related Topics:  strokes  headaches  warning signs

Oh My Knees!
Knee pain is so frustrating. You know where you want to go, but the danged knees just hurt too much. Why? Why? Why?
Search Related Topics:  arthritis  joint swelling  joint replacement

Is it Arthritis?
Whenever I think of arthritis, I'm thankful I live now and not 500 years ago. I imagine that back then if you had bad knees, you'd be considered broken and set out in the cold. Arthitis? Pfft, you mean old and useless! At least that's how it is in my new book, "Don't Get Old On Me Or Else!" by King Bob. So is it arthritis or what?

 


Related Searches
Featured Articles
All the Steaks & How to Cook Them
Why is Everyone Talking About Smart Watches?
8 Sun Hats Kids Will Want to Wear
Do Whales Drink Seawater?
Dulce de Leche Brownie in a Mug
The Ideal Length for Your Nap

 

More from About.com

10 Easy Ways to Look Thinner
Don't wait until you've lost those first pounds to make these simple, slimming changes. Read more...>



Create a Shared Photo Stream
Sharing your photo stream with friends and family is a great way to keep in touch. Read more...>




 
Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics
You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Today newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here.

About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy

Contact Information:
1500 Broadway, 6th Floor
New York, NY, 10036

© 2012 About.com
 
 
Follow us on:
Facebook Twitter

Advertisement

Related Posts

0 Response to "About Today: Why Does Everything Hurt All the Time?"

Post a Comment

Iklan Atas Artikel

Iklan Tengah Artikel 1

Iklan Tengah Artikel 2

Iklan Bawah Artikel